reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:
- my voice shakes
- i go all red
- i’m ugly
- people will be looking at me
- i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
|before running:||AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS|
|during running:||i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks|
|after running:||YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING|
oh my god, I’m laughing so hard, this lady is great ok
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
THE DOG OMFG