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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via simplyalltori)

before running:AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
during running:i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
after running:YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING

ittybittymanatee:

oh my god, I’m laughing so hard, this lady is great ok

(Source: ayyecaptn, via laugh-addict)

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

(Source: computer-gaze, via sweetbuttrouble)

mrkmja:

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

THE DOG OMFG

(Source: smackable, via giselletrevino)

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

(via giselletrevino)

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